Ik ontving laatst een VC voor de openstaande vacature voor een nieuwe secretaresse op een buitenlandse vestiging.

Ik deel deze graag met jullie.

SECRETARY 'S RESUME

Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well. I´m lookin for a Jobb ersonName w:st="on" ProductID="as a secritary">as a secritaryersonName> but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's reply:...... Dear Peggy,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check..... Welcome onboard!!!