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Vraag voor de vrouwen / Vraag voor de mannen

Callista — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:25:02 GMT

Voor de vrouwen:

vinden jullie het mooi staan als mannen veel borsthaar heeft?
of hebben jullie liever als de mannen weinig borsthaar heeft?

Voor de Mannen:

Vinden jullie het mooier als de poes kaal is... landingsbaan.. of volle boesj boesj...

hahahaha :P

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE for 2007...

tapan — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:11:33 GMT

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE for 2007...

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who
interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Brilliant!!!

Afknappers en Credits

musti — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:22:19 GMT

Afknappers en Credits bij een date wat vind jij dat leuk is bij een date en wat juist totaal niet.

zwangere vrouwen zijn mooi

elle — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:31:23 GMT

zwangere vrouwen zijn mooi

Welke grappige, beschamende of leuke openingszinnen heb je weleens meegemaakt?

Kusinoon — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:38:30 GMT

Welke grappige,schaamtelijke,leuke openingszinnen heb je wels meegemaakt?

Wat is Liefde?

Daan — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:11:03 GMT

Wat is Liefde?

Hitsig van chocola?

Petertje — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:32:46 GMT

Hitsig van chocola?

vraag aan de meiden

steamenterashi — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:35:27 GMT

me vroegere vriendin had nogal een dip, en het is daarmee uiteindelijk uitgegaan. Maar ik merk vaak dat als meiden ergens over inzitten, dat je als jongen heel veel moet doen om ze weer wat op te vrolijken of op hun gemak te brengen. Op welke manier vinden jullie dat het fijnst en kunnen wij jongens jullie het beste bijstaan in zoiets?

Liefde is lastig

lineout — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:06:42 GMT

Liefde lastig

ALLE JONGEN ZIJN HETZELFDE

Eefke — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:25:01 GMT

MIjn exvriend is vreemdgegaan me teen of andere sletje nou .....ik vertrouw geen een jongen meer dit is al de zoveelste keer dat ik erin trap:angry:

Waarom zijn jullie jongen nou toch zo.

sex op de snelheid van he light

Temko — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:30:43 GMT

The Joy of Sexual Physics

with Dr John

"Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics"
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION
10. Penile length contraction:
According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed of light will contract down to a length of only 1.8cm (this is about the same length as the smallest functional penis officially recorded). At the speed of light, length contraction leads to an interesting paradox in which the penis seems to have no length at all, but is still managing to have sex somehow.

9. Penile black hole formation:
At the speed of light, relativity also predicts that the penis will attain infinite mass, essentially becoming a black hole. When its owner realises that his penis has turned into a black hole, he will become profoundly depressed and overcome by a feeling of loss. John Bobbitt would understand; but Mr Bobbitt had his penis sewn back on, whereas a penis lost to a black hole is a penis lost forever.

8. Penis vaporisation:
If the penis is not lost to a black hole, it will be lost to the uncaring force of friction. A penis traveling in and out of a vagina at close to the speed of light will be subjected to enormous resistive forces. Since resistive forces are proportional to speed, this will heat up the penis enormously. The temperature of the resulting internal environment will be so high that the penis molecules will actually undergo a phase transition into a gas, vaporising the penis almost instantaneously.

7. Relativistic flaming semen:
In the unlikely event that a vaporised penis can perform ejaculation, then the relativistic semen will create enormous air resistance, burst into flames almost instantaneously, and generate enormous impact forces. These forces will be sufficient to pierce a small hole straight through a woman's lower torso, just like a speeding bullet, only incinerating the surrounding tissue as it passes through.

6. Time-dilated necrophilia:
Unfortunately, the woman will probably be dead before ejaculation anyway. According to the relativistic theory of time dilation, then if the man is to actually thrust in and out at a speed infinitesimally close to the speed of light, then from his point of view, his partner will be ageing extremely quickly, and will be long dead before he ejaculates. Legally, he will be committing necrophilia.

5. Lack of visual appeal:
Time-dilated necrophilia, flaming relativistic ejaculation and penile black hole formation are all very dramatic, but unfortunately they don't translate well onto the big screen. In reality, relativistic sex would only last for a fraction of a second, and would appear as a sort of muddy grayish white smudge, since the eye merges all images together at such high speeds. This is probably not visually appealing enough to make a porn-at-the-speed-of-light series out of.

4. Religious values:
Certain branches of Christianity would view porn-at-the-speed-of-light immoral anyway. It's in the Bible.

3. Property damage:
A penis is made up of a collection of charged molecules, and accelerating charged molecules emit radiation. To accelerate charged penis molecules up to the speed of light in a single thrust requires enormous acceleration. This will produce a frequency and intensity of radiation similar to that produced by a small nuclear explosion. It may be worth hiring out a hotel room if you don't want your own room obliterated.

2. Deafening sonic booms:
As a penis accelerates up to the speed of light, it will inevitably surpass the sound barrier, producing deafening sonic booms with every inward and outward thrust. If the neighbours haven’t already been woken by your moaning, they will be now. Or then again maybe not, because they will be conveniently deafened and unable to hear you.

1. Excessive dietary requirements:
The amount of energy required to accelerate an average person up to 99% the speed of light for a single inward thrust is approximately equal to 16 million billion kilojoules. This is equivalent to the amount of energy gained by consuming 78 trillion weetbix. But 78 trillion weetbix will increase an average person’s mass by approximately 1.2 trillion kilograms, requiring them to eat even more weetbix just to accelerate this additional load up to the speed of light. Nine out of ten nutritionists may recommend weetbix, but this is slightly more than the recommended daily intake.

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helaas engelstalig - maar wel leuk!

gedichten voor jou!

ilidinho — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:44:58 GMT

gedichten voor jou!

Beste vrouw voor Jan Smit?

Steveee — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:23:23 GMT

Beste vrouw voor Jan Smit?

Waarom scheiden er zoveel mensen?

Vinnie — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:11:49 GMT

Waar ik me over verbaas is dat zoveel mensen scheiden.. Waarom gebeurt dit denk je?

Check je geliefde via haar/zijn mobiele telefoon en sateliet!

zzzteve — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:24:00 GMT

Vertrouw jij je vriendin niet meer... Heeft je vriend elke keer maar een smoesje de laatste tijd?

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com

:w00t:

Als je partner vreemdgaat, ga je dan achter beiden aan?

elle — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 14:22:21 GMT

Als je partner vreemdgaat, ga je dan achter beiden aan?

seks en videotapes

studs4l — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:18:57 GMT

seks en videotapes

Hoe vergeet je je EX? ? ? ? ?

CAPSLOCK — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:31:55 GMT

Hoe vergeet je je EX? ? ? ? ?

Gek van Ex verhalen

Mien — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:28:38 GMT

ik word helemaal gek van die verhalen van

"ow hier ben ik toen ook heen geweest met mijn ex"

"he gadver doe dat neit dat deed mijn ex ook altijd"

"De ene ex die we verleden keer tegen kwamen was hier altijd heel goed in"

wat bezield mensne dat ze denken dat we wat willen horen nog over exen!!

(terwijl jij dan op dat moment in een relatie met hem (of haar) bent!)

Help!

Mariam — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:10:51 GMT

Help!